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    KZ @Kaizoku

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    It was the blackest night
    There was no moon in sight
    You know the stars aint shinin
    cause the skys too tight
    I heard the scarey wind
    I seen some ugly trees
    There was a werewolf honkin
    long the side of me

    Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy
    Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
    Talkin about her n my bike n me...
    n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery

    I noticed even the crickets
    Was actin weird up here
    And so I figured I might
    Just drink a little beer
    I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
    But there was no reply
    cause she was gone...

    Wheres those titties that I like so well
    n my goddamn beer!
    Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
    Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big...

    He had a red suit on
    An a widows peak
    An then a pointed tail
    n like a sulphur reek
    Yes, it was him awright
    I sweared I knowed it was
    He had some human flesh
    Stuck underneath his claws
    You know it looked to me
    Like it was titty skin
    I said, you sonofabitch!
    cause I was mad at him,
    Well he just got out his floss
    n started cleanin his fang
    So I shot him with my shooter
    Said: bang bang bang

    Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away...
    You know, I ate her all up...now what you
    Gonna say?
    You ate my chrissy? titties n all!
    Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans
    This tall?
    Even her boots? would I lie to you?
    Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.
    Well dont they pay you good for the
    Stuff that you do?
    Well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through...

    Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer
    So you just barf it back up now, devil,
    Do you hear?

    Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
    Do you understand? just what will you give me
    For your
    Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
    Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
    Dont call me that
    Thats about the only reason
    ...gimme that paper...bet yer ass Ill sign...
    cause I need a beer, n its titty-squeezin time

    Man, you cant fool me...you aint that bad...
    I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
    Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too...
    n both of those suckers was worse n you...

    Well, lets make a deal if you think thats true
    I mean, youre the devil, so whatcha gonna do?

    (improvised dialog)
    Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
    That you want to make a deal with me...

    Thats very, very true
    Im only interested in two things
    Yeah?
    See if you can guess what they are

    I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky...

    Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle

    What?

    Let go of your pickle!

    Im not holding my pickle

    Well, whos holding your pickle then?

    I dont know...shes out in the audience...
    Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
    My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?

    Im only interested in two things, and thats
    Titties and beer
    You know what I mean?
    What?
    Titties and beer
    Titties and beer
    Titties and beer
    Titties and beer
    Titties and beer
    Titties and beer
    Titties and beer!
    Titties and beer!
    I dont know if youre the right guy?
    Titties and beer!
    Titties and beer!

    No! dont sign it! give me time to think...
    I mean hold on a second boy, cause thats magic ink!

    And then the devil let go of his pickle
    And out come my girl, there was her titties
    Flop-floppin...all around the world

    She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
    And Im gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
    Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
    Thats when the devil, he farted
    And she went right over the cliff!
    The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
    I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
    I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
    I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
    I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
    I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?

    What the fuck?

    Can't wait! It will definetly be awesome!

    I'm certainly looking forward to this! Your work is on-par to the cartoon perfectly. No doubt it will get a 1st place feature :) Just curious, will anyone else, besides Tails, make an appearance?

    Cream will make a small appearance, as well as Knuckles. But the movie focuses on Sonic and Eggman.

    Your teasers and preview shots works on me.
    I'm gonna keep an eye on that movie release here and on DA.
    Good luck.

    Sonic the Hedgehog rules. ^_^

    maybe this is music for your movie...